*Read the following excerpt with a corny, annoying, salesman-like voice.*
"This high quality screwdriver was in fact modeled after a screwdriver in real life! The color schemes available are yellow and black, or, black and yellow. IN fact, you can choose any color you want to! The head is designed after the Philips head, though you can eeeasly change that! On sale now for an unlimited time only at Turbosquid!!"

*Read the following as fast as you can in a low voice.*
"The screwdriver is only virtual, and side affects may include bloodshot eyes, keyboard cramps, and tiring of the brain. Restrictions apply where stated. Batteries not included."